It has been almost two years since we’ve written anything for this site. Time to rectify that with an inane article on children’s breakfast cereal! I had just come down from a bag of Malt-O-Meal Berry Colossal Crunch® with Marshmallows…
No joke. Can you believe it? I had never fried an egg in my entire life, not in all these years (okay, but not THAT MANY years). So this morning I decided to fry up a delicious chicken period for…
WARNING: I am not a professional chef. I am not even an amateur chef. I don’t know what I’m doing. This recipe is provided more for entertainment purposes than as a dietary suggestion. If you decide to try it, don’t…
WARNING: I am not a professional chef. I am not even an amateur chef. I don’t know what I’m doing. This recipe is provided more for entertainment purposes than as a dietary suggestion. If you decide to try it, don’t…
Many years ago, I used to frequent a comedy website called i-Mockery owned by a guy named RoG. At some point during that time, I stumbled across RoG’s strange obsession with a cereal called Boo Berry. In an effort to…
Some weeks ago, I put up an article about a meal I made involving spinach taco salad, microwaved sour cream, nuts, peaches, and, um, peanut butter. Readers were horrified. Now I’ve gone and eaten some more strange things for lunch.…
Note: This article was typed well in advance, so this all happened a week or so before publication. No pictures were taken. I feel like it’s better if you just imagine it yourself. It was noon, and thus it was…