It’s been about 8 years since I started my journey with a gifted box of Boo-Berry cereal. Since then, it’s become something of a tradition for us to pick up a box or two of Monster Cereals each year. I’ve…

That’s right baby we’re back, after nearly 4 years TandemShock is back, or… at least, I’m back. Ferny is probably not going to write for this site again, so I guess instead of a TandemShock it’s more like a… a…

It has been almost two years since we’ve written anything for this site. Time to rectify that with an inane article on children’s breakfast cereal! I had just come down from a bag of Malt-O-Meal Berry Colossal Crunch® with Marshmallows…

No joke. Can you believe it? I had never fried an egg in my entire life, not in all these years (okay, but not THAT MANY years). So this morning I decided to fry up a delicious chicken period for…

WARNING: I am not a professional chef. I am not even an amateur chef. I don’t know what I’m doing. This recipe is provided more for entertainment purposes than as a dietary suggestion. If you decide to try it, don’t…

WARNING: I am not a professional chef. I am not even an amateur chef. I don’t know what I’m doing. This recipe is provided more for entertainment purposes than as a dietary suggestion. If you decide to try it, don’t…

Many years ago, I used to frequent a comedy website called i-Mockery owned by a guy named RoG. At some point during that time, I stumbled across RoG’s strange obsession with a cereal called Boo Berry. In an effort to…

Some weeks ago, I put up an article about a meal I made involving spinach taco salad, microwaved sour cream, nuts, peaches, and, um, peanut butter. Readers were horrified. Now I’ve gone and eaten some more strange things for lunch.…

Note: This article was typed well in advance, so this all happened a week or so before publication. No pictures were taken. I feel like it’s better if you just imagine it yourself. It was noon, and thus it was…