My First Fried Egg

No joke. Can you believe it? I had never fried an egg in my entire life, not in all these years (okay, but not THAT MANY years). So this morning I decided to fry up a delicious chicken period for…



The Carb Scrounger’s Cookbook – Vegetarian Cheeseburger Beans

WARNING: I am not a professional chef. I am not even an amateur chef. I don’t know what I’m doing. This recipe is provided more for entertainment purposes than as a dietary suggestion. If you decide to try it, don’t…



The Carb Scrounger’s Cookbook – Creole Shrooms & Bean Sprouts

WARNING: I am not a professional chef. I am not even an amateur chef. I don’t know what I’m doing. This recipe is provided more for entertainment purposes than as a dietary suggestion. If you decide to try it, don’t…



In Which I Consult a Dream Dictionary (Part 3)

Though my waxen wings were singed from the previous affair, like Icarus, I flew onward. I had to be a douche. I had to push the merits of The Dream Dictionary From A to Z (by Theresa Cheung!) to its…



In Which I Consult a Dream Dictionary (Part 2)

Hi there, Plasma Captain again with another look at The Dream Dictionary From A to Z by Theresa Cheung. I’m back with the next installment of the epic journey I took through the world of my dreams last Tuesday. If…