Bomberman Keshi – Super Bomberman 5 Part 1

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4 More Bomberman Beta Mysteries

It has been a long while since my previous article on Bomberman beta mysteries, but I’ve finally gotten around to putting together the second article I’d lined out. This time, I’m focusing on odd details in various released games that…



Bomberman Keshi – Super Bomberman Fantasy

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DIY Bomberman Ornaments

A few years ago, FernGully surprised me with a handmade Plasma Bomber tree ornament. I’m a huge fan of Bomberman, and Plasma Bomber is one of my favourite characters – I mean, obviously; look at my handle. Last December, we…



Bomberman Keshi – Super Bomberman 2

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Mystery of the ‘S’ Thing

I began composing the following essay sometime around July 5th of last year. I let the project drop as it was taking up all of my time, and I was having some trouble completing it satisfactorily. It has come to…



My First Fried Egg

No joke. Can you believe it? I had never fried an egg in my entire life, not in all these years (okay, but not THAT MANY years). So this morning I decided to fry up a delicious chicken period for…



The Carb Scrounger’s Cookbook – Vegetarian Cheeseburger Beans

WARNING: I am not a professional chef. I am not even an amateur chef. I don’t know what I’m doing. This recipe is provided more for entertainment purposes than as a dietary suggestion. If you decide to try it, don’t…



The Carb Scrounger’s Cookbook – Creole Shrooms & Bean Sprouts

WARNING: I am not a professional chef. I am not even an amateur chef. I don’t know what I’m doing. This recipe is provided more for entertainment purposes than as a dietary suggestion. If you decide to try it, don’t…



In Which I Consult a Dream Dictionary (Part 3)

Though my waxen wings were singed from the previous affair, like Icarus, I flew onward. I had to be a douche. I had to push the merits of The Dream Dictionary From A to Z (by Theresa Cheung!) to its…