Game Review: LIMBO

A young boy, perhaps eight to ten years of age, awakens in a dark forest. He runs forth, climbing and exploring, finding a small boat, searching for his sister. Then he steps on a metal trap, which promptly clamps onto…



Game Review: Shiftlings

Hey, you lot! It’s SurpriseEnema (FernGully) with another game review for you! What game am I jizzing over this week? Well, let me tell you: Shiftlings! Now, I know what you’re thinking, “that title really sounds close to Shitlings” and…



Game Review: Layers of Fear

Hey, you lot! It’s SurpriseEnema (FernGully) with a new game review for you all. So, this review is covering the newest game from the Bloober Team: Layers of Fear, which was released for Early Access on Steam on August 27,…



Game Review: Überleben

Das Überleben dem Großen Sprung, German for “Survival of the Big Jump”, is a freeware game released by Teknopants back in 2010. It’s fairly small and straightforward: as a skydiver descending a long tunnel, try to make it to the…



Game Review: Illuminator

In order to fully appreciate Illuminator, one must become acquainted with its origins. In 1991, a really shitty, unlicensed game called Action 52 was released for the NES. It was made by some guys who wanted to capitalize on the…



Game Review: Mr. Blocko: Super Tournament Edition

Perfect Run, whatever happened to you? You guys made three games and then petered out. The last update on your website claimed that you were still alive and going strong… but that was 2008, and then the aether of the…



Game Review: Banana Nababa

You know those video games that you only play for the bosses? You slough through the “normal” levels not because you particularly enjoy them, but because the bosses thus far have been entertaining, and you’re willing to grapple with the…